
Red Baseball Cap Dog Hat – “I Only Accept Apologies in Cash”
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Description
Because your dog doesn’t just fetch balls... they fetch respect. This bold red baseball cap is perfect for the pup who knows their worth and won’t settle for belly rubs alone. Featuring the hilarious slogan “I Only Accept Apologies in Cash”, this hat is more than just a fashion statement.. it’s a lifestyle.
Crafted with a comfy cotton blend and secure adjustable straps, this cap fits snugly while keeping your pup stylish and shady. Whether strutting around the block, hitting the dog park, or just lounging with attitude, this hat is sure to turn heads (and wallets).
Sizing:
Small: Fits dogs up to 12 lbs
Large: Fits dogs 12–20 lbs
(Note: the hat size stays the same; the adjustable strap length is what changes.)
Why Your Dog Needs This:
For pups with sass and class.
Perfect for social media photoshoots.
Because your dog deserves compensation for emotional labor (and chew toy damages).
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Materials & care
See the product description for materials. Hand wash in cold water and air dry. Always supervise your pet when using a new accessory or toy.
Size guide
Choose the size based on your pet's neck circumference. If in doubt between two sizes, we recommend the larger one.
Shipping
Shipping costs and times are confirmed at checkout based on destination.
Safety note: supervise your pet during play. Remove the product if damaged. It is not a substitute for supervision.





